3 Lame excuses that worked in class

The past week has been a bit hectic. With all those Bi-weekly tests and RPI exams, not to mention the class-quizzes, we've had to study a lot more. Well, MP seems to be very happy for some reason, and he promised us centralized AC by next month. As a front bencher, the heat and suffocation was really getting to me.
Also, about last week, we saw our f1 juniors for the first time. I'll have to admit, though, they're a gazillion times nerdier than us. Or at least for now. Fortunately/Unfortunately for them, they haven't got PMS-- poor things. Let's see how well they do in physics. Speaking of physics, we won't be seeing PMS very often, for the next two months. Of late, he's been leaving us a bit early at 4, so either he's exhausted from all that teaching or he's disappointed with us for some strange reason.

Anyway, let's get to the main topic here: Excuses. I've heard many weird ones in the past, and they magically worked for weird people. Let's start of with this one from Davidson:

PMS: Ah, Davidson! What's the time?

Davidson(Smiles, bobs his head up and down, checks his watch): 8.10 am, sir.

PMS: And why are you late?

Davidson(Bobs his head up and down again, smiles): ---

PMS: Okay, when did you wake up?

Davidson(Keeps smiling): ----

PMS: TELL ME, DAMMIT!

Davidson(Smile slowly fades away): Umm... 7:30, sir...

PMS: What?!? So you just woke up, threw on some clothes, and ran here?
Davidson(Smiles again, faintly nods): ----

PMS: Ah, okay. Get in. Wake up early next time.

Don't ask me how that worked. Was it Davidson's face? The second on this list would be Sagnik:

PMS: Oh, you. I'm not allowing you inside...

Sagnik: Sir, I'm neither dead nor dying!

PMS: ROFLOL! That was a real cracker! Come in!

Point taken. Crack a joke, next time you're late for physics. But, for chemistry, try this approach by Pranav:

CVM: Shabba, Pranav, why didn't you do the package?

Pranav: Sir, it got mixed up-

CVM: (You know what happens, after that he leaves the class)

Or, even better:

CVM: Why are you late? And what's that bandage on your arm?

Pranav: Sir, I was walking down the street when I saw a girl almost getting crashed into by a speeding car. I ran at full speed and pushed her aside, and got a scratch in the arm. I went to a nearby hospital, and they wrapped some cotton and a bandage there.

CVM: (Blinks, starts teaching again)

Magic, eh? There are lots of other gems out there, and let's end the post with this one:

Q. Why are you late?

A. My father overslept.